POLECATS III

Tarzan Siskin, aka The World Famous Polecat Boy, is a ferret-breeding champion from Fryup who courted local fame as the subject of an F!TV documentary, Me and My Polecats.  The documentary shows Siskin tending to his animals at his home in a remote part of Gripperdale, and attracting admiring glances as he parades around local show grounds with them clinging to his sun-charred chest.  Siskin claimed never to be separated from his polecats, even when bedding the female conquests he insists run into three figures.  “They know just how to behave if you treat them right,’ said Siskin, adding with a smirk: “And so do the polecats”.


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