THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT

While mayor of Marbella, Gil infamously hosted a live TV show from a jacuzzi surrounded by bikini-clad women.  He worked in a brothel, punched a fellow president, abused a judge, and threatened to feed his players to his pet crocodile, a gift from Fidel Castro, which he named Fury and adorned with a gold chain.  The Atlético chief went through 44 coaches in 17 years, and admitted consulting his horse Imperious on transfers.

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