THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT

In my movie there’s a cowboy, a nurse, a comedian, and a girl on a motorcycle.  The nurse tells jokes.  The cowboy takes care of people.  The comedian rides a horse.  The girl on the motorcycle stays home.  The nurse is played by Kate Moss.  I don’t know if she can act, but she can tell a joke.

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The girl on the motorcycle leaves the video rental store and rides her motorcycle to the Florida Keys, where she willfully runs out of gas and sets up shop and home, right there on the side of the road.  She opens up a surf and tackle shop, and sells spare ribs every Friday and Saturday night.  She says she saw this happen in an Elvis Presley movie.  She says it reminded her of happily ever after.

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