They asked me to stand in as one of the judges, which I didn’t mind. But I’d read how these girls tried to bribe the judges. So the first girl as she was passing, she said, if you let me win, I’ll give you a kiss. And the second girl as she was passing said, if you let me win, I’ll give you a kiss and a cuddle. And the third girl as she was passing said, if you let me win, I’ll give you two kisses and a big hug. Anyway, number forty-nine won it.
John Virgo, 1986
THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT 
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