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“They started off with baked beans and other such items, and then they got complaints.  A vicar really seriously complained that food was being dropped on people, when people were starving in other countries.  So there was a crisis meeting in which Paul Ciani and his associates decided to concoct gunge that they would call different things that weren’t food.  They’d call it Nasty Frogs or Slime.  So slime would drop on people, and that was suddenly acceptable.”

Anon/Chortle

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