THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT

Frog Eyes was called Frog Eyes because she had big, buggy-out eyes.  No-one called her Frog Eyes to her face because she was a black belt in karate.  She swivel-kicked you in the head if you tried to feel her up.  She could slice right through a pile of bricks with a single chop.  She could balance one-legged on a barbed-wire fence.  She could crack a nut with her butt-cheeks.  Sometimes we shouted “wax on.. wax off” at her, like out of Karate Kid, then ran like hell.

Dukes of Fryup/unpub