THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT

What you see here is entirely Cecily’s fault.  She’s nice-looking but she’s really clumsy too.  Put her in the kitchen for five minutes – even if all the stuff there is in tins and packets – and what you’ve got is a danger zone.  On this occasion, there seems to be some mystery as to how she got covered in cream.  Nobody threw anything at her, for sure, and she wasn’t making any desserts.  “I went in to fry myself an egg!” she wailed.  “That’s all, just an egg.  Then this happened.”  It’s a pleasant sight alright.  All that cream clinging to her body.  It’s not as if the sticky outfit doesn’t suit her.  It does.  But nobody knows how it got there.

Razzle Vol 5. No. 3.