Duke Thorsby finished second on Junior Kick Start. He had gelled-up hair and a dangly ear-ring, and a girlfriend called Frog Eyes who gave him blowjobs. He got killed by a gypo curse. Gypo curses kill you unless you cross their palms with silver, or if you get a mirror and reflect the curse back onto the gypos. It picked him up and chucked him off the edge of the quarry. It spewed his brains and splattered him out like a stamped-on slug.
Dukes of Fryup/unpub
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