Kola Kubes – sister, stripper, porn star, most-wanted fugitive, all that shit – slid out on a caravan floor on October 29, 1974 as plain old Tina Sprule. The sky blacked over and the rain didn’t let up for two whole weeks. The beck spewed its banks and flushed the guts out of the shut-up gift shops. It cut the electrics and closed the church through three whole Sundays. Sometimes it seems like the good Lord has held a beef ever since.
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The first day I set my eyes on a Playboy Bunny, I knew I had found my calling in life. I decided that day there was nothing and no-one going to get in the way of me realising my dream. I would stop until it was me draped across that centrefold. All of a sudden, everything changed. I looked on all my posing and flashing for the boys in a different light. Nothing was ever going to be quite the same again.
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She recorded a cover version of Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me, and accepted half a million dollars to explode out of a birthday cake for an investment banker in Dubai. She bought a chateau in the Hollywood Hills, and the first thing she did was re-design the swimming pool in the shape of a breast, with a hot tub for a nipple.
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THE NORTH RIDING PROJECT 
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